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Emily

Oh my goodness, I cannot believe there is another person in the universe who is afraid of jello. People have been making fun of me for years!! You're right...it is just so....wrong!

Daisy

Please, please, oh please let me see a picture of you singing at church!

Do you have an aversion to pudding too?

Nita

Your fear is justified. Jello is made from cow hooves!

Veronica

Number 6? Is so me.

Sarcastic Mom

YES @ midgets!

And are you uncharacteristically intrigued and repulsed by mullets, also!?

Ree

I love #2. Obviously, it shows you have your priorities straight!

zoe

god i either need to have a bladder suspension or stop reading your blog. i'm afraid of midgets...who knows why....too much wizard of oz?

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