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Daisy

What the fuck is with you and the midgets?

Don't even get me started on the labels I'd need....ok here's one….‘crazy employee, will put his dick on a customer's windshield.’

Seriously.

jenny

i'm printing some labels right now. oh yeah.

lceel

LMAO,ROFL,RRFF(really,really fucking funny) and last but not least OMGICSLSRHTNOTH (Oh, my God, I can't stop laughing, she really hit the nail on the head) in a vain attempt to keep this short and sweet.

Kim

Ha! I laughed so hard I got diet soda all over my keyboard. Perhaps my label should be "spews soda when laughing?"

I found your blog courtesy of the Great Interview Experiment. You're on my blog roll now.

moooooog35

I shun to think of the label I'd have to wear.

I'm guessing it would have chapters.

Yours truly,

Hamster penis.

Veronica

I can just imagine labelling my DH.

'Does dishes.'
'Puts rubbish out without being asked.'
'Sleeps too much and then whines he is tired.'

I would hate to think what I would be labelled though.

Melain

OMG, so funny. You are a shameless smart ass and I love it!

Rebecca

best idea! i think the only label i need for guys is "will cheat on you"... that one would've saved me a lot of time :/

zoe

OMG! i soo wish the hamster penis warning could be put in play. nothing like meeting the man of your dreams. holding out for the perfect moment and then...wtf???? there should also be one that says "2 minute brother". btw...why'd ya have to go there with the midgets??? ya know it creeps me out!

punchlinewalking

I wish there was a label for "can't go for more than two mintues without talking about the lord our saviour."

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