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jim stephens

your tech guy needs to get up to date. you can print two photos at once, or whatever.

By the way the photo at the top of the page has a Data General Nova system in it. Sure would like to have that instead of these new fangled machines they have out now.



I'm coming from the other end of the spectrum - Large PR Firm was in the stone age, and I was running Windows 98 as recently as last week. Now I'm back safe and sound with Boutique PR Agency reading Cookiebitch on a state-of-the-art Toshiba that was ordered just for my arrival. But I empathize with your plight, and suggest punching the IT guy in the throat. If nothing else, it will make you feel better.

Back in Marin and couldn't be happier - hope your return to the journalistic side of the fence is working out well.


Don't complain too loudly or they'll have you banging out your next column on a typewriter by the end of the week.


I hear carrier pigeons are rather effective as a replacement for fax machines or email - just a thought.


You'd better sharpen your pica pole, cause the swine are coming. They are dressed in cheap suits and they carry piles of dogshit in briefcases. You may have to resort to erasers and spent printer cartridges as ammo. And I beg to differ: It sounds more like a wounded hamster.


Geriatric hamster!! Hahaha, best mental image ALL day long. :)

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