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Posted by: Andrea | March 27, 2009 at 07:16 AM
Can we get this on a ballot somewhere, just treat it like fluoride and put it in the tap water. I would vote for it.
Posted by: juneyor | March 27, 2009 at 07:57 AM
Darlin, you're safe. You don't need this.
Be grateful.
Posted by: witchypoo | March 27, 2009 at 04:26 PM
GAH!
I used to have a boss like that. I can't tell you how many times a day I wanted to just knock that perky bitch on her ass!
Posted by: Kristi | March 28, 2009 at 04:26 AM
mmmm. i work with someone like that. i'd like to lock that bitch in a closet.
Posted by: zoe | March 29, 2009 at 04:46 AM
Classic.
Posted by: HeyJoe | March 30, 2009 at 10:01 AM
If it has no effect on people who are already fatigued, cynical, and apathetic, by all means, put it in the water!
Posted by: Miss J | March 30, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Put it in the water, the booze, maybe a creamy soup....double doses at parties and work functions.
Posted by: Daisy | April 01, 2009 at 09:36 AM