CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Okay peeps ... I never thought my last post was going to open up such a debate! Between the e-mails and the comments, I'm at a fucking loss as to how people can get their panties in such a knot over a joke. I've written WAY more offensive stuff, and I get shit over THIS? Seriously ... chill the fuck out.

And if this stuff offends you ... don't come back. Really ... that's the beauty of America. You have the right to read whatever you want, say whatever you want, and use your vagina any way you want. Just don't expect me to not exercise my right to make fun of it.

And just to clarify, YET AGAIN ...

No, I did not do research on this picture. Nor am I going to do research on every fucking joke and picture I post here. This is a humor blog ... not a political blog ... not a historic account. I was not saying THIS MAN IN THIS PICTURE is a polygamist. I didn't know who the fuck this family was when I wrote this ... still don't know. I saw the funny in an e-mail and thought I'd share ... and at the same time make fun of BOTH polygamists and people who have a lot of kids. Just in case you are wondering ... that's what I do ... make fun of people.

Okay, I'm done. You can post whatever pissy rant you want in response to my pissy rant, e-mail me what you want to e-mail me. I won't be responding. I won't delete your comments either. But I'm not going to argue over this stupid shit anymore. I have other people to make fun of, afterall, not to mention shoes to buy.

And to those of you who thought the picture was funny and aren't currently plotting to kill me, thanks for reading.

CB

Comments

[witchypoo]

I thought Vagina is not a clown car was classic.

[Twisting Ivy]

I too, greatly enjoy the lost art of making fun of people. It's just funny shit!

=)

[Marie]

I'm going to have to go look at the other post again now. Can't believe anyone would take it seriously, gimme a break!!!

[Notablonde]

50 bucks says the complainers are sitting at their computers wearing dresses made from old curtains.

[HeyJoe]

What's funny is that I refer to my wife's vagina as a clown car and my Toyota Corolla as a vagina.

Anybody got a problem with that?!

[Veronica]

Truly???

I need to go and read the comments now.

[punchlinewalking]

Oh man, I think I love you. People can be such humorless assholes. By the way, have you read "Under the banner of heaven"?

[Miss J]

Three questions: (1) What makes you so sure there's only one wife in that picture? (2) How do we know one of the older daughters didn't have one of uncle grandpa's younger kids? (3) Would you feel any better knowing that Truck Nuts are soon to be outlawed in Florida, because a few middle-aged housewives got their girdles in a twist about seeing fake rubber testicles bobbling joyously around on truck hitches in front of them in traffic?

[Miss J]

Not that the first two items have anything to do with the last, I just threw in the thing about truck nuts because I vaguely remember you saying something about them that amused me.

[Kelley]

Shit. Now I have to go back and read the comments! I linked to you and totally stole that picture cause it literally made me laugh so hard I peed a little.

And I quoted it at every chance today at work. I think perhaps inappropriately sometimes...

[Candy]

I piss on your pissy rant and raise you one porta-potty.

[Cara]

Holy crap! I had to go back and read the comments. People really need to calm the fuck down. But I'd love to see you rant about truck nuts next. :-)

[Kim]

They were on the Today show this morning - she's pregnant again. That will make 18 kids, with the youngest only 9 months old. But you know for 18 kids, she doesn't look bad, age wise.