AND NOW, AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ...

For all you polygamist assholes out there ... this public service announcement is for you:

   

Now repeat after me:

"It's not all about my dick. It's not all about my dick."

Good job. I hope you learned something here today.

P.S. Yes, I know there is only one wife in the picture. That's because there was no way you could fit the second wife and THOSE 17 children in the same frame. I'm sure this same guy has about 12 of these photos - all with different wives and children - hanging around the compound.

And yes, I am judging. Because 1) Do you see how these women and girls are dressed? Can they get a GAP at the compound, at least? Even a Target? And maybe a Super Cuts?; 2) Do you see the drug-induced daze in the mother's eyes? She's gone absolutely stark raving mad from having so many fucking children; and 3) This is my hell people. I can throw stones if I want to.

Comments

[witchypoo]

That is not a polygamist family. It's the nutbar family who gave their 16 children names that all begin with the letter "J".

[Kim]

Sweet cracker sandwich.

[PTAASHA]

Did you notice how large the man's head is?

[Heyjoe]

Unless the man is also a pedophile, I only see one wife in that picture.

And who wants two (three, four) wives when you could simply have a threesome, foursome, etc.?

[lceel]

I have to say - that doesn't look like anything other than a couple of really horny people and the end result thereof. I'll be the first to admit that they might have found it a bit easier if, perhaps, they had learned the joys of oral sex, (both of them, not just her, male chauvanist pigs) but who am I to judge? Or you?

[Heyjoe]

Ha! Thanks for the P.S. Brilliant, particularly the GAP, drug-induced observations.

[Daisy]

I too do not understand the lack of fashion and opposition to haircuts. That is how you know the women are brainwashed. No woman in her right mind would wear a dress that looks as if it was made from grandma's table cloth and matching curtains.

[lceel]

I stand corrected. Who knew? On the other hand, perhaps I should have recognized the shit eating grin on the dude's face.

[Tara]

Yeah, those are the Duggars. They have a website all about their weird life.

[Veronica]

I want a large family. I want 4 or maybe 5 kids, but my holy hell, that is too many kids even for ME!

She must have been perpetually pregnant. Hmmmm, I wonder if the last few kids just slid out.

[teeni]

I didn't think this was real - I had to go check it out. Holy crap. Their house is cool though.

[Neil n Bob]

Weird life is right. But yes, cool house. They probably had it all donated just like those other families stupid enough to have more kids then they can afford.

[Julie]

They interviewed this family on PBS when they were like on there 10th or 11th child. They showed pictures of this women before she met this man. She was very pretty and up to date with fashion. She also was going to law school. When they asked her what changed she said God spoke to her. And told her she needed to change her life. SCARY!!!

[moooooog35]

By this time, I'm guessing it's just like f*cking an open window.

The husband might as well just stand outside.

[Candy]

I'm so glad you told me my vagina isn't a clown car, because now that red nose I thought I saw popping out of it was really just a tampon I'd forgotten about. I think you saved my life tonight.

OK, I can't believe I wrote that and I am considering deleting it but since it's you...nah.

[PTAASHA]

http://dirtyshankcardchallenges.blogspot.com/2008/04/dirty-shank-23-polygamy.html

[morninglight mama]

Oh yeah, that lady seems more than a bit out of it... I've watched one of the TV specials about them, and I do wonder how they afford all their upkeep, let alone the gigantic new house they built... it all seems even sadder to me to read someone's comment about her life before she met this guy. If God said that to me, I'd pretend I wasn't listening...

[Marie]

I can tell by looking at them what they eat every single day.

Breakfast- Generic Fruity-O's with powdered milk and OJ from concentrate.

Lunch- bologna on Wonderbread, no cheese or mayo.

Dinner- tuna casserole. Every frickin night.
Green Jell-o for dessert.

And all they drink is Kool-Aid.

[april]

i'm surprised she's still walking around with an intact vagina. and after the 8th baby, do they just walk right out of the birth canal or does she still have to push???

[Snooze]

That's an old picture. They've added at least one more girl to the litter since it was taken.

[suburbancorrespondent]

They're not polygamists, sweetheart. Do your research and make up your mind who you want to make fun of - polygamists or people who have lots and lots of kids. It dilutes the humor if you get your facts wrong. And I say, if they enjoy having all those kids, why the heck should I care? They take care of all of them and they're not on welfare.

Besides, they make me look normal, with "just" my 6.

[Rebecca]

i read the tag line under the photo and honestly felt bad for the vag.

is it just me or do they not look related? aside from the gross hair cuts... they look nothing alike :S

[Kelley]

babe that picture made me laugh so hard I peed myself.

[mary nacey]

This family is indeed the Duggers from Arkansas where the father, yes his name really is Jim Bob (or Daddy as their website calls him most of the time), was a congressman for the state. People: That means he was elected, by the majority of the population in the great state of Arkansas. The only good news here is that he is not known to be a polygamist and is apparently not on welfare so you and I are not buying their groceries. Mary

[Cathy]

I have to stop reading you at work.. You make me snort!! LOL LOL