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Daisy

I am going to go and throw up now.

moooooog35

Nothing says love like a handjob in a johnny.

This is why I require my prostitutes to dress like nurses.

The Super Bongo

Ain't love grand? And, you just may have something with the in-room honor bar. It would also weed out the fakers. If you can finish it, and hold it, you ain't that sick.

HeyJoe

Aww, that's such a sweet, un-bitch like story, booze and handjob reference aside.

And to Clyde: gross

clyde

i was 41 when i left my colon on a medical waste dump. got re-sectioned so i don't have to shit in a bag. i waited so long to go into surgery that they wheeled me over to recovery to wait more. i took a nap, and awoke post-op. nobody gave me a handjob while i waited. i don't think so at least. you're my hero.

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