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Invertir Dinero

Great to see a collection of blog posts that includes thoughtful and perceptive commentary. Keep up the great work!!!

liz

wow.. sry. i must remember that patience is a virtue

liz

so...i believe shitting is better. cause i mean.. its all fun and games until an 18 year old shits his pants. (don't ask) but what i truly think is hilarious is when my roommate pees on her floor. peeing on things can be funny in general, but the classic part of this is that while she is sleeping, she gets up, takes her pants off, and pees all over her floor...then gets back in bed with no memory of it the next morning. this is something that she admits is new for her and although it provides excellent comedy, her room smells... HORRIBLY. i'm getting her puppy urine remover for for xmas. also i'm thinking about starting to pour water all over her floor every night just to freak her out. i think it could be fun

Deadpan

Hands down funniest thing ever: Shitting a midget. Accidentally. On a bus.

Daisy

Midgets are funnier. Though shit stories are more prevalent in every day life.

The ultimate would be a midget on the BART train at midnight after a few rounds at a Chinese buffet.

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