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j

and you call me a whore like it's a bad thing.

j

this is one of those posts that can be continually updated. Great fun!

Cookiebitch

Update: Someone just googled me by typing in "skanky whore mom" as a search. They need to get it right: I'm actually a "skanky whore step-mom." I won't tolerate misinformation on this site!

Daisy

What can I say? I hate to tell you this, but you are a freak. Anyone who turns down a perfectly good brownie has issues.

Cookiebitch

Since I posted this, I got another person who got to this site by searching for "Let me see your thongs bitch."
I'd like to respond by saying: "Let me see yours first, maggot. And while you are at it, you can clean my floors with your tongue, you bad, bad boy."

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