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I SMELL SMOKE

2109pantsonfirebush My blogging pal and fellow corporate whore, Joe reminded me again that I need to update my blog once every year or so, and stop being a filthy liar in my promises to my readers that I will blog more often. "Change the damned picture, at least," he whined at me for the 27,000th time.

He then taunted me with a "liar liar pants on fire" comment.

Once I overcame that crushing blow, I found this picture on the Internet. Not only does it live up to Joe's verbal spanking, it just makes me warm and fuzzy inside to see good ol' Dubya as the main course in a good ol' Texas BBQ. Enjoy.

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Crushing blow THIS.

And thanks.

I also break promises to blog more. Miss you mean it. =)

I wear a "livestrong" that's black and says "corporate whore." Wear it loud and wear it proud...

I think Cookie should kick Joe's ass and call it a day!

Ooh, I'm really scared. No, really. I am.

nothing else to add. I just feel sorry that there are only four comments. But then that's four more then I ever get. Fuck this stupid blogging shit. No one cares. I quit.

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