THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

I was on my way home from shopping and had to pee. Then it happened. My little car drove over a big bump, making my whole body do a little giddy-up type motion, at which time, well, I peed a little. Not a lot. Not enough to have to put seat covers in my car, or to start wearing Depends (which ride up, by the way). But just enough to make me go "WOAH... that was a close one!"

The instance made me think of other times that this could happen - or has happened:

* When you really have to go, and you go into a public restroom and there's a line, and you are so close, yet so freakin' far away because of those stupid bitches in front of you, and just the sound of those whores peeing and the thought of that sweet release yet-to-come brings physical anticipation ... well ... YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE.

* When you've drunk a lot of beer, and someone tells you a really funny joke (or a not so funny joke that you think is hilarious), and you can't stop laughing ... well ... YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE.

* When you're driving down the highway and traffic comes to a dead stop, and you look in the rear view mirror and see a semi slam on his breaks and barely miss you, causing his trailer to jackknife ... well ... YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE (and shit a little too).

* When you're in a real important business meeting, and it is running long, and you've had 12 cups of coffee that morning, and the coworker sitting next to you's liberal use of cheap cologne makes you sneeze ... well ... YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE.

* When you are at a concert, and having a really good time, and think you can hold it just a little longer until this song is over, and then someone crashes against you in the mosh pit ... well ... YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE.

I'm open to hearing when you may have just peed a little. And don't tell me you never have done it ... cause you would be a filthy liar. Common ... share with me. Make me pee a little from the laughter.

Comments

[Daisy]

Um yeah...I'm not even sure what to say on this. I am starting to think that you may have more issues than we originally thought. You may need help.

You forgot to mention the urge to pee during sex. Did I really just type that? I need help too.

[maringuy]

When you've just won your fourth game of beer pong and you can't bring yourself to leave the table, and the peanut gallery calls for a chicken dance, and you get a little too low on your third wing-flap...well...YOU MIGHT JUST PEE A LITTLE.

[J]

Very funny maringuy. And Daisy...wow...should I be turned on? Probably not but I am. Kind of.