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SHUT UP, JOE

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My friend Joe, who is always whoring his blog (www.joeprose.typepad.com - no need to thank me, Joe), has continuously bitched at me for once again promising to maintain my blog and not doing so.
"Just change the damn picture! PLEASE!" He whined at me today.

So Joe ... this photo of basketball playing midgets, is for you. I love basketball. I love midgets. It just seemed that this picture best described my mentality of late.

For the rest of you, yes, I am a lying sack of shit. I promised to write, I promised to be good. But I've been doing two jobs, and I have a husband who expects me to spend enough time with him that I know his first name and vital statistics like where he works.

Things are changing in my life again, though, so I'm hoping to make time for my blog again. Cause I miss it. I miss you, whoever the hell YOU are. But 25 of you, besides Joe, keep checking my blog each day, so I figure I better give you something in the meantime.

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Thanks CB. Great pic. Now if you'll excuse me I must get back to whoring my blog.

I agree. Just a few sentences from you makes the day that much brighter. I am so glad that things in your life are changing...mostly because I will get more time with CB. Just think of all the damage and destruction we will be able to do. HAHAHA...Crazy females unite!

I know, I know...what is going on with me. I think both my mind and body are in shock because I exercised this morning for the first time since the late seventies. I just don't know what to do with myself.

Love the pic!

I think I found a new friend.

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