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sarah

awesome. and i voted for you! if you would, could you return the favor? i’m currently in 5th place & only need about 2 dozen votes to be bumped into 3rd!

http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/37026

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Helena

You are my new hero.

It was the flask that put me over the edge.

Patrick

The way out of this, of course, is to become well-known for buying incredibly inappropriate gifts, like little scotch bottles or porn, until people know better than to invite you to their precious little event. If that doesn't work, send a stripper, but make sure to send a female stripper. Maybe a little flask engraved with the baby's name would be good. Don't they make little baby-sized bongs?

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