I absolutely adore my nieces. I've always shared a special bond with them, spending a lot of time with them when they were young and as they were growing up. I took the oldest to her first strip show. I taught the youngest that tequila is quite delicious. Now that we are all adults, I am proud to say they are two of my closest friends.
They share a special bond too. Although they aren't sisters, but cousins, they act like sisters. My oldest niece (Lynae)bwas even caught on camera pushing my younger niece (Beth) down one Christmas because the younger was getting too much attention for her liking.
But I'm starting to wonder if I may have been a bad infuence on them after this group text exchange tonight:
LYNAE: Hi guys, should I get a mani or pedi at the spa, a massage, or a facial?
COOKIE: Live a little. Get a naked midget to give you a massage.
BETH: LOL Oh my god. Hilarious.
LYNAE: Okay so 90 minute hot stone massage?
COOKIE: By a naked midget, yes.
LYNAE: I'll see if the spa has a naked midget. I'm sure there are a few hanging around.
COOKIE: Any spa worth going to has naked midgets. Look it up on Yelp.
BETH: See if they have a naked midget AND a shirtless big black guy that wears a genie hat.
LYNAE: You and your black man in a genie hat fetish.
COOKIE: I did not know about this fetish. Not sure how I feel about it.
LYNAE: You didn't know??? Beth is crazy as hell.
BETH: HA HA HA
COOKIE: I knew Beth was crazy. I just didn't know about the black naked genie thing.
BETH: I like 'em big, and I like 'em black. Genie hat is just the cherry.
LYNAE: LOL Beth. I'm loving this.
COOKIE: I guess I know what to get you for Christmas now.
BETH: Black beast porn? In all seriousness, Dwayne Johnsn is a sexy animal.
LYNAE: I'd like to see this slice of nice in a genie hat:
BETH: Ohhh sweet Jesus. With some genie bell shoes and parachute pants!!! Even sweeter with Frank's Red Hot poured all over his glistening body.
LYNAE: I prefer ketchup.
COOKIE: I don't know whether to be proud, or worried right now.
BETH: You should be a little worried ... but mostly proud.